糊涂村民与精明村官
遇到大灾，农民前去县衙情愿，要求减税.
in case of catastrophe, farmers to county government, tax cuts.
县官：今年麦子收成怎么样?
county magistrate: how about the wheat harvest this year?
农民：只收了三成.
farmer: only accept thirty percent.
县官：稻谷收成怎么样?
county magistrate: rice crop?
农民：也只有三成.
farmer: only thirty percent.
县官：棉花呢?
county magistrate: cotton?
农民：三成...
farmer: thirty percent...
县官大怒：你这刁民，都收了九成了，还说什么大灾?拖出去......
county magistrate is great anger: you this unruly, received nine became, is also said what catastrophe? pull out...
农民：老爷，真的是大灾啊，小人活了一百六十多岁了，从来没有见多这样的...
farmer: sir, is really great ah, little people lived more than one hundred and sixty years old, had never seen such a more...
县官：你哪来的一百五十多岁...
county magistrate: you which come of more than one hundred and fifty years old...
农民：我七十岁，我大儿子四十八岁，二儿子四十五岁.
farmer: i